Hoffed

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

by HannahBanana May 17, 2007

heffay

person who spends entirely too much time playing computer games

look at that heffay sitting there, he has been playing computer games for 7 hours.

by Cancer Stick December 9, 2008

whateva heffa

another way of saying "SO WHAT", "i dont care", "i dont give a sh-t" , "it really doesnt matter to me"

she said im a bitch...WHATEVA HEFFA!

by pwilsa April 30, 2006

heffer

1.teen-age cow
2.cow on rockos modern life
3. an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl.

i only date skinny chicks and darla is a heffer, no thanks.

by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

hefted

Absolutely destroyed. Used mostly and invented by the youtuber/twitch streamer DuncanKneeDeep.

I just got fucking hefted by that test.

by Spanicatthedisco May 14, 2015

Heifer Dust

Slang for non-dairy creamer. (ie: a heifer is a cow that has not had a calf yet so it cannot produce liquid milk but it will produce milk one day)

Pass the heifer dust for my coffee

by Tis69 December 29, 2010

heifer

An unusually large person

Wow! BLT is quite the heifer!

by a whole piece of meat March 11, 2011