hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

by narcloft February 2, 2014

Hamburglar

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

by black as truck December 1, 2016

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m May 5, 2018

Hamza sajid

A cancerous guy running for little girl! Very dangerous and looks like a meerkat. Goes for girls with no ass

Jackson is such a hamza sajid

by Ur marj December 21, 2018

hamz fate

full send or no mercy

He tried to run my fade so i said "hamz fate".

by txik_giraffe May 20, 2019

Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).

Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.

by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019

HamburgerMan

A 2 dollar mobile game streamer who owns a hamburger fur suit. My wife is being held hostage please help this is not a joke. Hamburgerman will ban you if you say the word "Hamburger Helper". The word is most commonly used if you're mentally unstable. Jizzes over concaved memories.

my wife H A M B U R G E R M A N hamburgerman

by Epicironykid November 1, 2019