hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.

I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.

by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009

Scottish Hammock

A sex position involving at least two men but three people all together. Similar to "Eiffel Tower" but upside down, one person is performing fellatio on one man and participating in coitus with another, but is facing upwards with their back to the ground while held between two men. Thus a hammock is formed as the person in the middle swings like a hammock between the two men.

It is quite popular in Scotland.

dude 1: hey dude, what did you do last night?

dude 2: nothing much, i just Scottish Hammocked last night and it was a-MAZE-ing!

dude 1: better than the Yasko Climb?

dude 2: never dude. never.

by quofemaster August 26, 2009

hammo

A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.

Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.

She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.

by scodder May 21, 2010

Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.

We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!

by Mr. Neeb August 11, 2014

Hammoudi

Hammoudi is a nickname of Ahmed and it came for the middle east, and its related to the meaning of Ahmed as a muslem.

Hammoudi goes to pinewood prep, he's an iraqi exchange student.

by shazam January 4, 2005

Hamano

Japanese for "greater than your face"

watashi no hamanodesu
"I am greater than your face"

by chxse February 15, 2009

hammorific

Hammorific means filled with the essence of hamster-ness.

Hammie, going for a spin on his hamster wheel, was quintessentially hammorific.

by scodder May 29, 2010