Philadelphia Gust

The act of farting while recieving a rimjob

"yah shirly, last night he was giving me a rim job, and i had mexican, i just couldn't hold it in..."

"Hey sam, sorry again about giving you that philadelphia gust last night."

by Casey0456 April 25, 2007

geustimate

its a cross between geuss and estimate, for all those times you really have no idea of the outcome of a situation. an estimated geuss :D

"i would geustimate that in this situation it will work!!

by ^<(jamie)>^ August 6, 2006

Guest List Slut

A person who only goes to shows if they are on the guest list, and otherwise refuses to pay.

Or a person who badgers their friends to put them on the guest list, even if they can afford the cover.

"Are you gonna come out tonight?"

"Well, I don't really like his band, but I guess I'll go if I'm on the list."

"It's only 3 bucks - you're such a guest list slut!"

by witd July 24, 2009

Guest

The technical definition is a person who visits the disney theme parks. But it has a more subtle definition that is more accurate.

Generally Under-educated Egotistical Stupid Tourists

The way the guest comes up to the cast members who work for Disney and demand things that are not available or they perform acts that are unsafe to themselves of others and then complain when the cast member asks them nicely to stop for their safety. (for example: slacking their seat belts on tower of terror even when the cast member has told them not to.... Also how the Annual Pass Holders think they know the attraction better than the people that actually work there every day.

by Ldydrknes June 23, 2008

Gurst

v. To Gush and Burst simultaneously - an expression of extreme happiness, euphoria, energy, and joy of life. Generally associated with new love, melted cooking chocolate on a spoon, and thunderstorms.

Can be readily observed in any newlywed or recently joined couples. Elevated feelings of euphoria associated with gursting can overflow into a tendency to making risque remarks that would otherwise be out of character.

I've been gursting so much recently, I even managed to kiss the mother-in-law. And hey, I even enjoyed it!

by not.wysiwyg January 18, 2006

me gusta jugar al basquetbol

I like to play basketball.

Me gusta jugar al basquetbol con mi amigo.

by Vinesh September 11, 2008

guest hole

a manufactured or cosmetic orifice for non-genital sexual intercourse (in order to avoid adultery; a marital rift; adultery). it is impersonal and prim like a guest room. one needs protection to use it. ease of cleaning is important. it can be likened to a kangaroo's pouch or a pocket. one may be obtained through grafting, lasers, or a simple hot knife. do not masturbate with your guest hole as it will (and should) bring you no pleasure.

I'm happily married with children but I really want your cock, so please just put it in my guest hole.

My ass and my vagina are already taken so put it in my guest hole.

My vagina has a waiting list so please put it in my guest hole.

by Ali G. January 3, 2006