gumpledorf

A dwarf (dorf) who is very overweight and enjoys some good gumple (a traditional dwarven meal)

person 1: you're a gumpledorf
person 2: no im not a fat dwarf who eats gumple

by stinkystinkerstinkman December 14, 2021

grumbleflart

Another name for mr.meseeks

I'm mr.grumbleflart look at me!

by Grumblesnart May 10, 2022

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

gruplet

a nickname of megan

ello gruplet how is ur day

by gruplet September 9, 2022

Grumblesnark

The act of relieving canine stress in an inappropriate fashion. When a dog goes apeshit for food - combining growls, whining, partial barks and clicking their nails on the floor from dancing around like an idiot. (note: keep your red rocket to yourself during grumblesnarking)

My dog Tucker likes to grumblesnark at 5:00 am and it annoys the fuck out of me - but it’s so cute I can’t get mad.

by Catten Whisperer February 3, 2023

Grumpter

Grumpter-When you fart and it travels up to that pooswatcha because your pants are too tight and it is released...

-a queef that started out as a fart

That fart turned into a grumpter because her pants are too tight!

by Sheryl Buzzard February 5, 2023

Grumble brag

When a person, often intentionally, uses a complaint about their wealth or good fortune as a thinly veiled opportunity to boast about it. Related to humble brag, backhanded compliment

"I can't believe my father-in-law left his brand new luxury car to us when he died. It's such a hassle dealing with all of the paperwork."

"Please. Stop. I can't stand how your grumble brag is pulling at my heartstrings."

by nunuhya April 4, 2023