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greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander
“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander
“that’s freaking disgusting
by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018
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Greasy

When someone is dirty (not so hygeinic) and/or can be used to say someone is a jerk, who shouldn't be trusted.
"He is not invited. He's greasy as hell"
by hannah13 October 17, 2007
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greasy temptation

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.
Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'
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Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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greasy fleece

A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.
Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.
by Kieran's anus tumor February 9, 2015
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greasy whore

A girl who likes to get down and dirty. A girl who loves the grease.
MAN, that girl just wants to get GREASSSY! She's such a greasy whore
by jayyyy69 November 12, 2009
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Greasy Butthole

We know this sex move! Pour that full bottle of Vaseline up her asshole until she screams her social. Then get another bottle and lube it dick to legs. STICK IT UP HER ASS!
Dude: Greasy Butthole this bitch!

Girl: (Screams social and every asian she fucked)

Prostitute: They don't call it "Wonder Jelly" for nothin!
by _yeet.god_ October 22, 2018
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