Gravity Assist

1. Using a gravity of a planet to travel faster in space
2. A tactic to defecate your excrement out of your butt when it stucks inside your anus (which cause gas or any uneasiness to your excretory system/intestines). By leaning on the toilet bowl lid while sitting, your excrement inside your anus will rush down and come out of your rectum due to the Earth gravity.

Gravity Assist will help you defecate easily.

by Shiine-1 July 7, 2022

Gravity

when you fall for a person and you realise that you’ve fallen on the person instead , yupp that’s the work of gravity.
discovered by sitting under a tree.

me: i fell for her
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity

what comes after that is embarrassment

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

Gravity

Gravity is the one thing, that whenever you feel lost, would pull you back in (Even when you really don't want to)

Sheldon Cooper: Gravity, though art, sometimes a heartless bitch.

by Bou3lam July 5, 2018

Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.

An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.

by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018

Gravity

Gravity is a force that pulls you down towards the center of an object. When you jump up, you go “down”. Gravity also makes large object such as Earth round because Gravity pulls from every direction toward the center of the Earth. Every object in the universe including you, have gravity, it is just extremely weak to even pull or overcome anything. Gravity also keeps our planets and moons in orbit. Even the ISS. The closer you are to the object, the faster you have to go to rotate it. That’s why Mercury takes 88 days to make a full rotation and 2,000 years for Pluto to make a full orbit.

Gravity keeps you and air on Earth.

by thesonon August 8, 2018

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)

Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”

by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018

Gravity

The illest force on the planet, all the way from physics to breakdancing.

i want to double backflip like Gravity.

by anonymous November 30, 2021