Granola Hippy

A city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess's skills such as "getting your shit together" but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. Granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the space heater for the hell of it.

"John isn't a REAL hippy. He's a fuckin granola hippy. What a poser."

by zombi April 21, 2015

Ten Granola Bar Day

That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting

Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.

by Roommate 3 April 15, 2008

Granola Face (Syndrome)

a person that has SEVERE acne and whose face looks alot like granola.

Damn!!! that guy has (a) freaking granola face (syndrome)!!!

by adrianux101 April 14, 2010

Granola Tits

Taking a handful of granola, throwing it at a woman's tits and eating it off. Ideally, using an adhesive or sticky substance before throwing to allow for maximum granola on the tits.

Using honey, granola and his girlfriend's tits, John was able to have a delicious breakfast of granola tits.

by BP_Granola August 24, 2011

granola

What hippies eat when they aren't saving the already dead whales or protesting in forests just to save a fucking owl.

Granola tastes like candy-coated cardboard paper.

by Kill the fucken Hippies! May 21, 2003

Grano

One who 0's (licks) granite.

Stop Grano ing. To Grano is gross

by Jenn Schmor July 7, 2006

Granovskaya

a bitch that enjoys shopping and hanging out with her friends. she is also like a raspin.

look at that granovskaya, oh my god

by none of ur bez" June 23, 2003