Got Jack'd

When you go to Jacks casino, and inevitably lose your most recent pay check.

"Doesn't Laurence still owe you 100 euros?" - Daniel

"no shit, but he got jack'd again. Maybe next month. " - J

by TheWordWizSwagFuck April 30, 2016

got that good bird

to be making a lot of money, to receive a large paycheck

K: Hey, how was your first week at your new job?
A: It was great, I got that good bird and I'm ready to blow it all.

by Mozzers April 3, 2017

got life dicked

Got it made!

That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!

by JI mom February 22, 2018

Got a sec?

Three words that asshole middle management office drones use. These eventually lead to job termination.

Office Manager Drone: "Hey Bert. Got a sec?"
Sucker employee: "Sure"
Office Manager Drone: "Let's go to my office."
Sucker employee: "OK."
"Office Manager Drone: "Sorry. We're going to have to let you go. Things just aren't working out."
Sucker employee: "Wow."
Office Manager Drone: "What?
Sucker employee: "You're right. That only took a sec."

by McPerpel McPerpelsen October 17, 2018

Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.

I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.

by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

got knifed

The worst possible way to die in cs:go and the biggest call-out on your horrible talent

Omg dude it was a guy with a nova vs an awper at close range and the dude with the nova got knifed!

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

Got lit

To get high off illegal substances usually through smoking them

Last night me and the mandem got lit, shame you weren’t there!

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 23, 2020