Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.

Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day

by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023

gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.

gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird

by jermaineee January 17, 2024

Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail

Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”

by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024

gooning

need this :100:

i needed this gooning sesh -drake

by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024

Gooning

When sam is being an annoying little b*tch, which is all the time

Sam stop gooning

by boolin.bob January 24, 2024