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Gooch Bison

The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.
I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.
by nismoKPS13 April 26, 2006
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gooch grease

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat
by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021
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gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007
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Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Gooch soup

the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth
Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric
by Berk_32: May 25, 2018
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Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
by davrimeh October 8, 2018
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Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014
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