law school goggles

similar to beer goggles, law school students develop these when they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school.

a hot girl that finds herself attracted to a guy that would be ranked a 4 because he is the hottest in her class. she has acquired law school goggles.

by aly rocks February 27, 2008

The goggles! They do nothing!

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

by TG February 2, 2005

Google

The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.

I used google to search for transsexual porn!

by SeXuaLSoYBeaN June 20, 2003

google genius

Some who knows the answer to every thing due to the power of Google.

"Yeah he can light up the message boards with his vast knowledge, but he's only a Google genius"

by Jared Ohlinger October 23, 2006

giggle dribble

the small amount of urine released whilst one is laughing heartily

"did you see when captain vodka fell on his face while trying to carry three people on his back?"

"yeah that was so funny i did a giggle dribble"

by Captain Vodka aka Striker August 6, 2008

google moogle

A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.

Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."

by brainyuck November 22, 2011

google translator

Google's free service to produce random sentences in the language of your choosing. Google translator is intended for the usage of business professionals who need to generate placeholder text in different languages.

Before Google Translator: Hello, how are you?
After Google Translator: Hello and I am you are I are?

by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007