Santa claus for adults.
by Charles_The_IPUist June 27, 2012
Get the Godmug. by Sylvain :) March 29, 2008
Get the Godmug. by ben May 13, 2005
Get the Godmug. I decided to summon God on December 21, 2012 and it turns out he's a ferret with a white robe and a long white beard. I picked God up and started throwing him at random people causing them to turn to dust.
by nickreaper December 2, 2011
Get the Godmug. alright, some crazy crazy man went around and started telling people about god a long time ago. That person was on crack.
by ilovesid May 16, 2003
Get the godmug. 1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something
2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?
3) Poorly made religious figure
4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.
2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?
3) Poorly made religious figure
4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
Get the Godmug. The Father of all that exists. He created the universe and everything in it. He created every person in his own image. He loves man more then any person will ever be able to imagine. He loved the world so much that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to die for us on the cross. Then He rose Christ on the third day and Christ ascended into Heaven to sit at the right hand of God. God is greater then everything in the universe combined, including Satan. The Holy Word of God is the Bible. The Bible is God in a wordly form. The Bible is the truth. God and His Son Jesus Christ is the only thing any man give put any faith into. He is worthy and just and loving and he is unimaginably powerful. God loves us all, but if you do not repent and except His Son Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior He will cast judgement upon on. If you do except his Son as your Lord and Savior, God will prepare you a place in Heaven where you will live in pure paradise with Him either when you die or until the rapture. If the rapture happens while you are still living you will be taken into Heaven to live with God and His Son Jesus, until the day Jesus comes back and sets up His Eternal Kingdom on Earth. God is all knowing and Allmighty and the only living God. If you repent and except Christ as Lord and Savior, God will never lose you, your spirit will be safe in His hands for etnerity. God, His Son Jesus Christ, and the Word of God (the Holy Bible) are the only things I truly, no doubt in my mind believe in. God is so great that no one will ever understand. He loves us all and He sent His Son, Christ, to die for us. No one deserves His forgiveness, but if you repent and accept his Son He will forgive you.
"For God so loved the world so much that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save it through Him."
John 3:16-17
John 3:16-17
by Christian3sport January 27, 2008
Get the Godmug.