glow up hoe up

The transformation from an awkward ugly duckling to a confident majestic swan...who will eventually bang anyone in an attempt to cement their glow-up status and make up for lost time.

She went from sweet and innocent to sexy and easy after that glow up hoe up hit!

by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020

Green Glow Under My Car

Having sex in your car.

I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.

by conker5698 July 18, 2007

Glow period

A period in your life where you're just so happy that you feel like you're glowing.

'Damn, I'm really having a glow period right now!'

by HottieWottieTitties January 17, 2023

textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way

by Sue donnim November 26, 2017

Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time

"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"

by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023

Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick

Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job

by Shmlif April 30, 2018

Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"

Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing

by DEPDIP May 22, 2017