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Glennard

most likely asian has no father and might be the weirdest in the group chat
Person 1: wsp guysss
Glennard: Ohio gyat rizz

glennard’s are jus bitches
by Niggger3225 November 21, 2023
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GlennaTalia

A beautiful flower that is the blossoming essence of all things feminine. The woman's 'orgaus mejora'. When Glenna and Glynnis got together on the ski slopes of Mt. Ashland, they were "the Glennatalia"! The center of all Glenna's being. It is her Gloin Stoin. A nickname made up by an intelligent parking lot attendant named Ike. Thank Goddess he came up with this in college, because if he, or anyone else had come up with this in highschool, I would have been mortified! A nickname for Glenna, just like 'Glynnard Skynnard'!
GlennaTalia story about a man named Jed. Who had an old Granny, and clan of inbreds. Then one day he was shooting out some poo, when up through the crack came a piece of corn or two...
I wanna live in a double wide, eat my wife, piss outside... With my GlennaTalia! (sung by Luca & Glenna)
by Writewirks November 21, 2023
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Glindan

by Mogram November 21, 2023
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Glinda

A terrible person who thinks they are, or pretends to be, good.
“Maggie is the worst character on The Walking Dead. She’s always doing terrible things, but still thinking she’s better than everyone else.”

“I know! She’s such a Glinda!”
by KiwiPapaya7 December 4, 2024
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Glendive

Glendive, the best little town in the big state of Montana. People there are helpful, they watch out for each other. Everything bad about Glendive is magnified fourfold in its people. They go about developing the Bell Street Rainbow Bridge and designing and making bronze statues that are found around town. Glendive is a quaint little town and not for everyone if you are used to the conveniences of big town life. However, there is less to no crime. The weather is trying (winters are rough, the summers are sweltering at times) however the weather is an issue to the cities in the path of hurricanes in the Atlantic, or cities in the southern part of the nation with the illegal immigrants and drugs coming over the southern border.
I am proud to be from Glendive.
by Mercana December 2, 2023
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grendall constant

A number used in calculus to solve for Area, Distance, Acceleration, and more. It’s defined as 4.13x10^8
The mudd goblins used the grendall constant to find how much purple drank is used in gravity.
by Grendall January 10, 2024
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Glendive

The place people never want to go but find themselves there for a mediocre craft or gun show. A town where anything you may need is on the outskirts on both ends. But really it's a town where it's own people are trying to burn it down. Noone likes glendive. Besides the reservations in MT it's voted the trashiest town in MT. The people there all junk you can't go anywhere without being welcomed by tooth decay. Drugs of the plentiful and trailer park central. They all share the women there like a peace pipe. Snob Hillcrest has what appear decent individuals to the eye but really they are all just fucked up people with more money. The town is dying and there's nowhere to work. Hats off to you trashville literally noone loves Glendive. Makoshika Park more like hey come look at the desert rock formations and crevices doesn't it make you thirsty and wish you could be literally anywhere else taking in a scenery an outhouse would have a better view.

Glendive Sucks as bad as Biden.
Does anyone know where I can fuel up so I don't have to stop near Glendive?!
by MTCOWGIRL April 3, 2024
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