baby giraffe syndrome 

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

baby giraffe syndrome by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

fuck the giraffe 

Discovering Karma's a bitch.

Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.

fuck the giraffe by yiffingpersonals May 24, 2009

harrassing the giraffe 

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

harrassing the giraffe by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010

Explain the Giraffe 

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

Explain the Giraffe by intricatus July 27, 2010

Dirty Giraffe 

a person that sits in the mud all day then when it's dinner time and thinks it can come inside and eat.

That dirty giraffe is not going to be eating next to aunt Edna tonight or any other night without showering first

Dirty Giraffe by Uda Idiot December 27, 2011

Punch a Giraffe 

The act of being angry at something or someone. Used to describe anger.

I am so mad I could punch a giraffe

Punch a Giraffe by Malachai04 April 16, 2008

Baby Giraffe 

Very tall, long legged, blonde freckled Dutch women. Can also apply to other northern European women, some Scandinavians.

Passing the group of Dutch women pedaling on bicycles through Amsterdam, Jake exclaimed, "Wow! Look at those legs! The Baby Giraffes are out and about today!)

Baby Giraffe by Jgs003 October 23, 2011