jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Garking

The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.

"gark gark gark" - garking

by jesterrr September 28, 2011

geeking

the act of working on or with computer equipment, beyond the level that the average person would be willing or able to.

Our IT Professional at work is geeking through her lunch hour.

by Genghis Dave March 29, 2005

germinator

A man who fathers many offspring.

Gee whizz Bob, Jim is real germinator; he has 17 kids!

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

Gherkins

Used to describe someone who is unaware how much inconvenience they are causing to other people.

Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.

Look at that twat holding up the traffic, what a fucking Gherkins.

by Winoforever September 4, 2019

geekin balls

refers to someone under an extreme influence of THC. The Psychoactive effects than cause the person to sometimes laugh uncontrollably, feel a very distorted reality, and sometimes pass out.

"last night at the Dead show I was totally geekin balls!"

by skode June 25, 2006

geekin'

The increasing trend of people wearing thick glasses, whether they assist with vision or not. This includes RealD glasses with no lenses as a fashion accessory.

"Hey, did you see Von Miller on the sideline during that last Bronco game?"
"Yeah I did, he was straight geekin'."

"Man, what's up with all the rappers geekin' nowadays? B.o.B, T.I., Childish Gambino. I mean I like the look, I just think they were all inspired by E-40."

by Saint Even December 6, 2011