fernando garcia

A person who is very sensitive in many ways but could also be a complete asshole.

Joe:"hey, isn't that guy Fernando Garcia the one who spilled the trash?"
Bob:"Ya but he is very sensitive so he gets away with it."

by Mexican_Idiot July 15, 2016

Assopeza Garcia

An overly, uptight police officer. A scum bag. A tight ass Latino suburban diversity hire.

Assopeza Garcia gunna up his badge number if you don’t slow down for the speed limit; guess who is hitting weight watchers.

by Chrisandra February 16, 2024

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana

He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.

Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!

by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019