Fuffer

The sound a dog makes when it chews on itself.

Dog, quite your fuffering!

by Cruella Deville November 10, 2003

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

Funner

When "more fun" just doesn't seem right.

I had a funner time than you.
Faster internet is so much funner.

by FuckRules March 6, 2015

Funner

It means something is more fun

Minecraft is Funner than call of duty

by Mlpisbestshow May 31, 2015

Funner

A Retarded word that is said by a Retarded Person

Add more bots it's Funner

by Maroosh October 29, 2017

Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

by GotLix August 30, 2012