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by Applesauce_man October 12, 2020
An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".
GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!
by Sgt_Hoagie November 13, 2019
An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.
Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.
by Solanas69 April 04, 2019
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