B.F.T.

Butt Fuck Texas. Way out in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not going there, that place is way out in B.F.T.dude!!!

by synt@x December 14, 2008

C.R.A.F.T.

Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.

You're such a craft.

by Mango May 11, 2004

S.W.I.F.T.

Send Wetbacks In First Trailer

This refers to the Swift Meat Packing company's KNOWINGLY having illegals working in their plants. (40% of their workforce, by their OWN admission.)

S.W.I.F.T. : Instructions from the company to the coyote on the South side of the border. "Send Wetbacks In First Trailer."

by The Almighty Bungholio December 11, 2008

F.T.W.

F.T.W. is,

(used in certain circumstances*)

,short for:

"Fucking Tiny Weiners"

(Can also sometimes be read "Fucking Tiny Willys" or Freakin Tiny Willys/Weiners)

*This applyes to the evony alliance for men with extreemly short penises in particular.

We're not alone We're represent F.T.W.!!! Theres a whole bunch of people with "Freakin Tiny Weiners" here,We're proud to have a "Fucking Tiny Willy",,It makes us resemble girls! so fuck of we're F.T.W. from server 110!

by DonTheMagicWand June 9, 2010

F.T.

Funny turn.
Much like a nervy b. or nervy spaz.

(a reference from The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

Georgia just had a F.T..

by harrius potterus. March 22, 2009

F.T.A

Face, titties, and ass

dam dog, she was bang'n wit all dat FTA

by cacee July 31, 2005

F.T.W.

a word to say when you dont give a fuck about anything. used by tiger army in their song F.T.W.

"damn, it cant get no worse"

"yeah i know, F.T.W."

by buhrrito July 11, 2009