freaky friends

Freaky friends are bestfriends that do on the low shit together😉.

Laney twerks on Bob just as a joke! There are freaky friends.

by Daniellesouare123 July 15, 2017

loving best friends

When you love you're best friend, things can go wrong. Things may not turn out exactly the way you wanted too, and they may not have the same feelings about you. If they find out you had feelings for you, it may ruin everything you guys had together. Memories will be forgotten, and special moments may not be so special anymore. But, keep your hed up high, things aren't the same for everyone and this may work out differently for everyone. You may just be together forever because you know each other so well.

You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: Oh, uhm, I don't feel the same way about you.
You: That's awesome. I feel like a moron.

You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: I like you, too. Actually, I love you.
You: I love you, too
Best friend: So, I geuss we're like best friends in love.

You: Well, we're loving best friends. So, yeah.

by rararomamaromaromamagagaoolala April 7, 2010

Arch-Ex-Friend

A person who was once someone's closest friend, but who became their worst enemy.
The pain received from having the worst enemy is worse, because of the painful loss of a friend.
Both parties usually become bitter and obsessive.

Josh: What? Why aren't you with Sara? You're always with her!
Jade: Oh, she's my Arch-Ex-Friend now. Haven't you seen her bitter attacks on Facebook?

by Reformed August 13, 2010

Fake Work Friend

Someone who talks to you and acts like they're your good friend in the workplace but has nothing to do with you after hours...

Jairus never invites me to the movies because I'm his fake work friend (fwf).

by Captain Justice February 4, 2017

A real friend

A real friend will always be there for you during ups and downs. They won't leave you because they're other friend isn't your friend.They would always care for you when your mad or upset they always find a way to cheer you up.

Jessica: hey I'm not Jasmine's friend she talks to much and always plays with other people.

Brianna:ok🤨😐

Jessica:Also I don't want you to be her friend because I'm not her friend.

Brianna:Well sucks for you because I'm a real friend I'm not leaving her because your not her friend you tripping

by Gurlytrin October 24, 2019

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

crp fiend

A discordian who gets no bitches and stacks zero paper. They dedicate their lives to text fighting in discord servers. They use fancy fonts to make that shit look good too

"Don't fight that nigga bruh, he's a crp fiend."

by Sobawoba May 21, 2022