fret freckle

Similar to a worry wart, somone who frets or worries all the time.

Jan turns into a real fret freckle when little Jimmy doesn't come home on time.

OR

Fret Freckle: Dude I forgot to do my homeowork!
Normal Person: Here, copy mine.

by Zeke LAD October 4, 2012

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

feckaroo'd

absolutely Fecked!! Fecked i tells ya. A big bunch of shite.

person 1: man, msn keeps logging me out.

person 2: yeah, its your wireless, it Feckaroo'd!!!

by bad yoda July 27, 2006

Feckner

noun A play on the word "infection."

"I cut my finger and now I have a feckner." "I think I have a yeast feckner"

by snodude October 12, 2009

fracknoodle

Used to replace curse words such as shit or dammit when making an exclamation.

Fracknoodles! I locked my keys in my car!

by Almalphia September 25, 2010

freak hours

From 12am- 4am

If youre up this late and not doing something productive, then you're a freak and just need or want some pussy/dick

Wow Jessica texted me at 1am! I know she wants to fuck because its freak hours

by kevinthewisdomkid June 6, 2017

freak-tard

n.

A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded

I don't trust those bridesmaids; they seem like a bunch of freak-tards.

by smaker June 6, 2018