five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010

Going off like a Jewish foreskin

A phrase used when someone/something is going off, which is to go crazy or to be out of control.

That party was going off like a Jewish foreskin last night!

by bear_jew October 25, 2010

off like a jews foreskin

can be used with anything with off in the sence

byee im off like a jews foreskin

by hayleyyabba August 20, 2008

blue whale foreskin full of cum

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin

Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste

by noah_7736 October 31, 2022

National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021