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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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Vine

The holy place where multiple funny things were made, before it died out and was replaced with tik tok. Also known as the thing that brought magical people like Thomas Sanders and Daz Black to the internet.
Person 1 : What's Vine?

Person 2 : How dare you not know what it is! It is a magical place for Icons you monster!

Person 1 : ....Oh.
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Vine and Lee‘d

When you go to the hairdresser and come out looking more right wing than before. just wrong. scalped often
„Oh they vine and lee‘d him, you have to sue“
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Vine

A guy who will most likely talk to you about nerdy things
Vine: did you know that the sun is made of 42 grams of uranium?
Me: thats not even true what.
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Vine-killer

Vine is a video sharing site. Vine has a six second limit and work on with Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Killer which means is when he is outdone by its competitor in the same industry businesses.
Hey Joe INSTAGRAM is potential Vine-killer ?

Joe respond : No, Instagram will not kill Vine. People who like Vine and Twitter a lot will use that.
by perfeitoan October 18, 2013
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