Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.

While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.

by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

illest minute

expression meaning "The longest time"

"Dawg, you went to that summer camp for the illest minute!"

by Zomar September 6, 2005

meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute

Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"

by stove2590 July 6, 2016

Lukewarm Minute

A separate form of the terms "Hot Minute" and "Cold Minute"

Means seconds.

Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"

by simonthedigger June 10, 2018

Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.

When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".

by Julia Dream May 25, 2011

rush minute

In middle and high school, Rush Minute is the several minutes in between classes when everyone is rushing to get to the next location.

Similar to how Rush Hour takes several hours, Rush Minute endures several minutes at a time.

Also compared to Rush Hour, Rush Minute is very crowded.

If these hallways don't clear up soon, Rush Minute is going to make me late to class!

by Ella Menopi December 24, 2010