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Foley's Law

You can't control what makes your dick hard.

An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.

Dude #2: that's sick!

Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022
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Fogglesharted

She remained Fogglesharted after hearing that her eldest son was a gay.
by Queen Cardi B The 4th January 20, 2023
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FOGGET

A person that wears the brand ESSENTIALS FEAR OF GOD as a trend
Bill- “I’ve seen a lot of Foggets on Tik Tok recently,”
John- “you have a Tik Tok? That’s pretty gay Bill.”
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super folgers

I need some of that super folgers, so i can wake up.
by Speabody15 October 5, 2010
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kevin foley

by Survival October 22, 2013
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peach fogger

while she was pegging her boyfriend he delivered a peach fogger as he came.
by Get Carter December 19, 2015
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Katherine Foley

The best person in the world! Absolutely drop dead gorgeous, so funny, and the most popular... Everyone wants to be a Katherine Foley.
oh my god how can she get class valedictorian four years in a row?

she’s a katherine foley duh
by dankmemes10101010101 February 3, 2018
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