post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

by mister nate July 2, 2009

sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.

One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"

by Kooky23 October 19, 2009

security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.

- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do

by danne June 16, 2012

Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up

Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush

by AUWFT September 17, 2016

Mount Flushmore

The act of a couple friends pooping in the same toilet without flushing, creating a mountain of poop and toilet paper within the bowl of the toilet. Traditionally this is done in a public restroom, although this can be equally applied to residential restrooms. The act is often considered a form of a prank, although it can also be considered an act of spite or revenge.

"Yo, bro! we totally did a mount flushmore in that gas station restroom! That employee's gonna be pissed when he hears he has to clean it out!"

by OleHickory! November 27, 2016

meaty flush

when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down

We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!

by VIRAL420 July 2, 2016

Hush Flush

When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.

Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.

by Mr Tuna Johnson March 5, 2017