flotus000

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no
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by flotus000lover June 23, 2021

Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.

Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.

by Squeentips November 12, 2010

ass floss

A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).

My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.

by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015

Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.

We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.

by BigDumpling November 30, 2017

Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

Fanny Floss

A womans G-string that is soo extremely thin and tight that u could floss ur teeth with it

You can see that girls Fanny floss when she bends over

by **aussiehoneybee23** November 24, 2009

flossed up

to be in a happy state of drunkeness or fucked up in other words

yo look at adam over there dancing!

yeah man he is hella flossed up

by miikstyles August 15, 2010