Ms. Fleming

The worst guidance counselor ever. Made Heather McNamara's depression worse. Patronizes students like bunny rabbits.

Ms. Fleming is horrible tbh

by stale crouton October 5, 2020

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

by The_Buddy June 18, 2011

feeding the sea bass

taking a good healthy dump, sending a care package to an other worldly place, raising the river level.

Q.: Man, what you doing in there?
A.: Just feeding the sea bass.

by t-bear October 7, 2003

Flexing

Someone who always keeps up with the latest trends and is a fashion guru

“She was flexing with her new fur coat”

by Obre Adams August 12, 2018

flexing

being angry/pissed off !

i.e. he was flexing when i kicked him up the ass.

by Nick February 1, 2004

feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.

feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*

by CrazyEight October 28, 2009

Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

by ember33 July 15, 2011