rising flat

An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.

"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"

by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009

smackhead flats

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.

Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.

by NahItsSad January 1, 2018

Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.

Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!

by ShortStackB January 25, 2020

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011

flat-line

When you take a fat L, and your body momentarily dies because of the pain.

"stay with us bro, don't flat-line"

by lowkeyimblack June 12, 2018

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.

We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.

by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022