Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

flanter

slang for engaging in manual labour, usually involving some form of banter

Oh, hey just got back from washing the dishes...you know, got into some of the old flanter.

by Matt_loves_Glee January 27, 2011

flitter

your vagina

my flitter flits in the wind.

by alskjd March 9, 2009

Flitter

A mix between flirting and Twitter. Using Twitter to flirt with another person.

If you think a girl is hot you should flitter her and let her know.

by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010

Flutter Sex

When the female rides only the tip of the male's dick during sex. This will either give him the best orgasm of his life or her the best sex of hers.

"We had flutter sex."

"They flutter fucked."

by Fried food May 31, 2016

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009

flutterdog

A miniaturised African Wild Dog, with extended eyelashes and butterfly wings, with a tendency to drool over lovesongs and spread happiness and joy.

Oh my god, it's that flutterdog, Aidan!

by Ras August 27, 2003