flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

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Flatty

a person or thing with an abnormally flat butt.

gee wiz that boy is a flatty.

by The Three Wenches September 17, 2011

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Flate

short for an inflatable date

oh man, that guy brought his flate to the formal

by Karlee May 20, 2005

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Rascal Flatts

Replace for any common used swear word, only in oh **** situations. Note: Not to be confused for decent girly country band

Oh Rascal Flatts, I just stepped in dog shit.

by BMWkindaguy January 13, 2009

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When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.

The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.

Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

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