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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared
A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack
by Krytus78 September 20, 2023
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Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.
"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"
by pseupoo July 1, 2025
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B.C. Flapjack

When you’re having sex with a partner and you RKO them mid orgasm.
Kristy was squirting everywhere so I preformed the B.C. Flapjack to intesify her orgasm!
by Left_Nut September 11, 2018
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flapback

A type of cap with a flap of material hanging down the back to cover the neck from sun exposure. Also referred to as a Legionnaire hat.
Dude, that flapback looks rad!

Man, this flapback will prevent skin cancer and make me look cool at the same time!
by therealdeal.com October 6, 2013
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Flapjacques

A pancake served in French-speaking countries and territories
Those Flapjacques we ate at that bed ‘n’ breakfast in Montreal......c’est magnifique!
by Skully Crossbones February 16, 2021
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flatjack

Same as a HillJack but they live in flatlands. They’re rednecks who live in cities and rural flat areas.
He’s not a true hillbilly or even a HillJack. He’s a hillBilly wannabe, he’s a FlatJack.,
by BaiCon September 7, 2021
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