cunt flake

dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.

not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.

tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet!

by stephen cummings January 19, 2006

crotch flakes

dandruff found in and around the genitals.

It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?

by phunkiest January 10, 2009

because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.

As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...

by ajidica March 23, 2011

The Flack

The Flack are a band which consist of 4 well hung, Sun kissed lads from the ghetto of Deal in Kent. 2 of their members have the henchest heads in Kent whilst the other two have the henchest arms within their own households providing that they don't have visitors at the time.

guy 1. who was that band with the heads and arms last night?

guy 2. that'll be The Flack.

by Flackman January 7, 2012

Jack Flack

The father figure who appears from the mist to save the lost. Jack Flack is a legend who wears a black leather sport coat, appears from nowhere and vanishes once he has restored confidence to the scared and doubtful hero. He is a modern day saint.

(from the movie Cloak and Dagger) In a mist of confusion the boy ran headlong into the ghost-like Jack Flack.

by jackflack May 22, 2005

wake and flake

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003