Fuck Fit

The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.
1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"
by Silent Guiche February 05, 2021
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fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"
by man 32145 June 12, 2009
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fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.
Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!
by Carl1983 June 20, 2012
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Bust a fit

When one’s outfit is on point, when they are popping out with that LOOK.
by cbergin13 April 17, 2018
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Talk fit

Person who socializes extensively between exercise sets at the gym. A common ratio is about 80% talking and 20% working out.
“I intended to get a good work out today to work off those donuts from lunch, but instead did a lot of talk fit.”
by JerryMcGee August 18, 2019
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Liquor Fit

Sporadic fits of anger and/or destruction fueled entirely by alcohol. These episodes are usually difficult to forecast except for seasoned veterans who tend to expose their early warning signs. These signs include (but are not limited to)

- Yelling and screaming at strangers
- Shadow boxing street signs
- Diving through shrubs
When the liquor fit actually hits, anticipate seeing property damage and numerous altercations.
Hey did you guys see the picture frames in the living room? They’re all busted to pieces.

Yeah, that’s from Tom’s liquor fit.
by A. Massey January 12, 2020
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drama fit

Causing as much drama as possible while intoxicated and shirtless. Verb- Drama fittin
Casey Goodenow threw a drama fit
by Sugnasty March 06, 2010
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