Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008

Fifi

A "nicer" name for poop. Usually used by children who also aren't allowed to use the word fart.

"What do I do if I find fifi in the pool?"

by Num1gun October 19, 2009

Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

FAFing

To have lots of fun with friends (A.K.A Bros).

Bro 1: I am having so much fun completing '10 Bros 1 Keg'.

Bro 2: Ya were are FAFing hard.

by Spurrberry September 8, 2011

fixing to

when southerners are about to accomplish tasks. pronounced "fiddin ta"

We fiddin ta get blazed up in herrrr.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

Fifield

A really gay fat kid

Wow youre eating alot i think youre pulling a fifield

by Rawdog33 January 17, 2014

fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...

"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005