missing fish

the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.

fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.

by aldo1987 April 22, 2008

Clean your fish tank

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.

"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."

by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008

giving the fish eye

Staring at someone without blinking with an annoyed or incredulous expression

Bubba said something really stupid, and I just stood there giving the fish eye to him (staring, not blinking)

by tardis913 November 13, 2016

cold fish

A sex partner who is either not receptive, or not providing any emotional or physical feedback during copulation.

Perhaps something was on his mind, but the cold fish watched while I did all the work.

by David Chen December 14, 2003

fish boy

An ultimate sideman, like as much as those fishermen that followed Jesus all the way to the top of a mountain and gave him fish for his approval. A fish boy would follow you to the ends of the earth just for you to acknowledge them.

Friend 1: Wow! Tom is such a sideman
Friend 2: I know right, he's a fucking fish boy
Tom (the fish boy): Hey guys, what you talking about? you doing anything this weekend? can I come? be my friends?

by bigmanburn December 16, 2014

feed the fish

Slang for smoking the weed. This originated in Auburn, AL circa 2006. It began as a code phrase amongst a group of friends so they could openly talk about getting high in class, at work or any public place for that matter. The fish refers to the fish shaped bong that was fed by many hungry pot head co-eds.

"Hey Sam...lets get together and feed the fish later. I miss that little fucker."

by zimbabarbie September 1, 2011

doyle my fish

another way of saying lick my pussy.

me: your face looks like shit
you: yeah, well doyle my fish

me: last night this guy told me to suck his dick.
so i told him to "doyle my fish"

by erin and courtney July 19, 2006