turkey feind

A person or persons who make a living stealing turkeys and selling them on the black market.

That guy looks a bit shady, don't you think? Yeah, biggest turkey feind.

by brayden95 February 26, 2011

Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.

My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

by Dixi Normous April 26, 2008

Fezinist

Member of the Anti-feminist political movement Fezinism. SIGMA

I am a fezinist and i ve watched breaking bad twice

by Somegaycanadian November 22, 2021

felineabomination

a small kitten like thing that draws alot and is very happy

a felineabomination is that cat over there

by thiscat February 2, 2009

felinekilitory

The dead animals you cat thinks they must give to you as a present.

There was felinekilitory on my carpet this morning.

by madeyp February 5, 2010

Felineasipont

The coloring of the eyes and fur of a domestic cat mixed together to create a color.

If a cat with yellow eyes and red fur mixed those two colors together it would make an orange felineasipont.

by Funnyoctopus August 6, 2011

Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011