fartin' around the turd

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

by Schiftie August 24, 2009

Farkling

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

fargin

It is a mis-pronounced version of "fucking", from the movie Johnny Dangerously where Roman Moronie used to butcher the English language.

You fargin icehole, I'm going to put your bells in a sling.

by Bredos November 7, 2008

cake farting

Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".

BH=butthole

Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.

by Cake boss May 11, 2014

Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

fargin bastid

See 'fucking bastard'. A Scottish influenced pronunciation of 'fucking bastard'. A fun alternate to the old standby phrase.

The fargin bastid charged me twice what it was worth.

by captainquirk February 26, 2009

cummy farting cunt

A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.

Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'

by QPump August 6, 2011