fake depression

used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.

That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression

by the apls_ October 10, 2019

fake acid

What Rick and Morty used as a method to fake their death to get out of situations in Season 4 Episode 8

I need fake acid to escape the Government
Me and Michal created a fake container of acid to avoid tax fraud

by JayRain May 17, 2020

Fake Pahooga-er

A man who disrespects the entire Pahooga-ing community by faking a speedrun world record.
They're usually people who aren't very well known but from recent studies there have been many famous pahooga-ers who have also cheated such as Rouh3ro, Trayvon Triggimus, and Dan1el33.

Person 1 : Hey you heard about Rouh3ro's world record? He's insane!!

Person 2 : Are you fucking stupid? He's literally a Fake Pahooga-er you dumbass nigga.

by Pahooga April 10, 2021

Fake Definition

A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.

Examples:

1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups

Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

A Fake Smile

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.

A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.

by The flying toilet February 7, 2018

Fake Cousin

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.

Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.

by Denmaniac January 5, 2009

fakasian

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.

"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"

by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009