Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.

Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.

by Godless Dad November 12, 2022

Fair Babies

Child whose parents who work the rides at traveling carnivals that walk around barefoot with unkempt hair and dirty clothing.

While enjoying the local church carnival with our children, we saw a group of fair babies playing behind the fun house.

by Wipeoutdv July 21, 2019

Fair-a-nofski

A derivative of "fair enough", "fair-a-nofski" is a response to a statement or outcome that is assumed to be an absolute truth despite being based on no fact whatsoever. "Fair-a-nofski" denotes scepticism or dis-belief.

The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).

King John II: ...But Christopher, you cannot sail to the West. You fall off the edge of the Eartn - the Earth is flat!

Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.

by The Tower that is High December 12, 2012

Fair mon

You are a good lad. You are a top geezer.

Did you just neck your drinks. You are a fair mon.

by The fairest mon August 19, 2021

Fair Doss

A way of showing you are impressed or agree with a story

Can be used in many contexts -

Not to be confused with the well used phrase ‘fair do’s’

This is pronounced fair d-o-s-s

“Jonty I’ve only just heard I’ve been accepted into oxford “ “ oh fair doss”

by Fair doss May 1, 2018

Fair Up

An expression of support or encouragement. Used for footy teams, and often used to goad willing friends into illegal or stupid activities.

Australian slang.

#1: Fair up the Titans!

#2 (while on the back of a ute doing more than 100km/h): Fair up 'im Davo! Feed it!

#3 (while convincing mates to get fuck eyed): Fair up the beers aye.

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018