clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting

Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.

by agentAK October 16, 2016

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.

When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.

by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.

“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night

by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019

Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it

Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial

by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019