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buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!
by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017
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Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019
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Racial Facial

An event where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white or caucasian woman's face
Let's give that white bitch a taste of our racial facial boys
by Zsix-Rendering September 19, 2022
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clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen
(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass
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Marrakesh facial

It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
by Facialist2022 November 11, 2022
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snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014
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Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting
Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.
by agentAK October 16, 2016
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