Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

facfase

Fakfase is a dance where you shake your head uncontrollably in a vertical motion much to the discomfort of the people around you. This is accompanied by erratic spurts of movement of the upper body which often leads to confusion of what to do with the feet.

Its origins are unknown but the dance has been linked to an old Punjabi Dance.

You can often see the facfase move performed in the dance clubs on Melbourne and Sydney.

by FakFase January 17, 2009

Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.

The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.

by Hydrocat February 4, 2009

facadomized

The state of a house that has been aesthetically mangled during a cheap renovation. Usually involves the loss of much original detail and the use of inappropriately small windows.

That big blue house on the corner really got facadomized in when they were trying to flip it. That tiny window on the front is probably why it still hasn't sold.

by john em March 14, 2009

Facehate

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.

Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.

by Cheeva August 6, 2009

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009

Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon

Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.

by Aerophone April 17, 2012