An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
by Tojo June 27, 2014
Get the Phantom Erection mug.A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
by daninater April 17, 2015
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Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.
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*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
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