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Standard Equipment

Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them.
For example, Daredevil would have his billy-club, but Reed Richards would not have the Ultimate Nullifier.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.
by Unknow Man March 24, 2005
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Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"
"Dude, I had massive hose equity"
by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004
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Nash Equilibrium

The act of a female flatulating during climax while receiving cunninlingus resulting in her partner being blown in the face by fart gas.
ohhh ooooo pffttttt... gross babe, I've just experienced Nash Equilibrium.
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Equipto

4.5 foot tall native alaskan underground rapper.
"Equipto doesn't make toolboxes!"
by AK47 February 7, 2004
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equidick

A penis that is neither a standard penis, nor a chode, but rather something in between - it is precisely as long as it is wide. Equidicks are rarely consistently equidicks, over the course of a day they often vary from one's standard penis to a chode, depending on the owner's diet and water retention.
by Kurt Stubenvoll March 15, 2003
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equin

A person who is a big fat retarded lazy racist bum.
John/Lumpylips/JoBo
by Yours truly, Poopmidge. April 7, 2003
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Equity

noun

The amount of TV programming saved to a Tivo or Digital Video Recorder when the pause button is used--not to be confused with recorded TV programming which is saved on the Tivo or DVR indefinently. Equity only lasts up until the channel is changed or is 'spent' fast forwarding through commercials.

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I paused the TV 10 minutes ago and now I have enough equity so I probably won't have to sit through any commercials while I watch my favorite show. I can just fast forward right through them using my 10 minutes of equity.
by vodka martini July 23, 2008
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