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emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low
man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack
by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016
mugGet the emergency applemug.

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023
mugGet the emergency shit pinchmug.

emergency slash

A Gentlemans need to relieve ones self through emptiness of the bladder
by Hola-ole May 19, 2017
mugGet the emergency slashmug.

emergency dank

When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.

(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸
by Tinitini June 23, 2018
mugGet the emergency dankmug.

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.
I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.
by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018
mugGet the escape and emergemug.

emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic
bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie
mugGet the emergencymug.

Emergency Sexit

When you and another person leave somewhere quickly in order to engage each other physically.
"Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"

"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."
by Rusty Shackleford VIII August 20, 2011
mugGet the Emergency Sexitmug.

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