Dirty Elliott

When you put your rock hard cock inside an old man’s mouth in front of your mates because you haven’t had any action for many years.

“Shit, I did a dirty elliott last night I was that desperate”

by MickMavs January 13, 2022

Tickle Me Elmo

Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?

Guy #2: What? No.

#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!

by BobloBobBobbiness December 29, 2009

Fleeson's Ellport

A small somewhat urbanized community, about 5 minutes southeast of Ellwood City, PA.

Known to once be a suburb of the aforementioned bustling steel town of Ellwood, led by Colonel Brian, they tried to secede from the Ellwood City - Fleeson's Ellport unity pact, established in 1856. However resident's of Ellwood put down this revolt, and now in present-day, the communities have forgotten about it, and live peacefully with each other.

"Hey let's go to Fleeson's Ellport and catch the little league game, my son's playing."

"...where at?..."

"They're at the pit, ya'know the community park where the baseball games are played."

"Oh, right, the pit, i remember when it was just called the park!"

by MegadethFan123980 June 27, 2008

Dirty Elliott

When a man shaves his entire body except a landing strip from his chest to above his penis

I gave my self a Dirty elliott yesterday, my girl totally digs it.

by Ballchinian savior June 9, 2019

ello

Social Networking site which requires invitation. Claims to be free of ads and that the data collected is not bought for advertising space. Wants to be a more exclusive and virtuous 'organic' tumblr-like site.

Tumblr User #1: I gave into the hype about ello last night, you on it yet?
Tumblr User #2: Nah, that'll be over before anyone's heard about it, it's a waste of time.

by HigherThanArianasPonytail September 29, 2014

Elliot Minor

Band of 5 (fiiiit) Yorkshire lads, Greeaat music (Classical rock-pop) and they all have amazing personalities.
Lead singer & Guitar - Alex davies (oooft)
Second singer & Lead guitar - Ed Minton (Ooooofttt Ayeee.)
Keyboard - Ali Paul (Mmmm..)
Bass - Ed "Teddy" Hetherton (Yeshh)
Drums & backing vocals - Dan "Milky Bar Kid" Hetherton (Mmmmhhhmmm.)

Wow! Did you go to Elliot Minor's Manchester over 14s gig last night?! It was amazing!

I met Elliot Minor yesterday night! :O

Elliot Minor are my favourite band.

The Elliot Minor boys are Fit!!

by Lorneeee. August 3, 2008

elmo

(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.

Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap?

Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.

by Coaldrone January 21, 2004