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Basically a nigga!, brings up arguments everywhere he goes,
Dick so small that the doctors couldn't identify his gender when he was born ,
Also see - moru,nigga,sike,gay, bisexual
Done why are u being such an elijah!
ELIJAH by DA_BOSS6969 February 10, 2018
Elijah is the type of person who makes a great friend, but not a great lover. He's spunky and

crazy and has a kind of insane personality. He's the life of the party because he does stupid shit all the time and tries to make people laugh. He's got a pretty dark yet hilarious sense of humor, and often makes Hitler jokes. He thinks he's really ugly, but his friends don't agree. He falls in love too easily and often finds himself in a circle of people from which he must choose, but he never chooses because he doesn't want to hurt anyones feelings. He has a small, platonic group of friends that mostly consists of girls (whoever is in his platonic circle of friendship has probably been a love interest of his at some point). He can be quite annoying and even nosy at times, but he always regrets it afterward. He hates to hurt people's feelings and really wants the best for his friends. He tries to avoid conflict as much as possible, but his viewpoint on the world is just so different that dissagreements pop up all the time. He tries his best to make his friends laugh, but secretly has his own insecurities about incompetence. He absolutely loathes being bound by rules and regulations, and will almost always complain about it. He can also be a bit narcissistic as well, but just as always, he hates it when he is. He is musically and artistically talented, but also feels bad about it. He is extremely awkward, and he hates that, too.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid who drank TWO LITRES of coke at that party?"
"Huh. Must have been Elijah."
Elijah by Bongo Boye May 24, 2018
HES GAY :D
aaaand he likes boys with big dick and abs
"Elijah is so gay"
Elijah by talktomelikethatagainboy December 21, 2019
Has a small penis and is a gay motherfucking fag
Elijah is gay
Elijah by Xxyac June 11, 2018
Krusty Ass Motherfucker who sucks dick for a living
ughh look its elijah
Elijah by IDKJA May 30, 2017
Handsome, big muscles without even training. Big dick 6+ inches. No job, lives with his dad, F on senaste spanska provet and loves memes. Are u moist yet?
Friend: Hi Elijah
Elijah: Elijah Elijah Elijah
Elijah by Eli3 October 24, 2017